Ideas for Zabbix T-shirt image/slogan

[qix]

Hmm, I was thinking about slogans for Zabbix.
We could use the 'GNU is Not Unix' style:

Zabbix Alerts Brainy BOFHs of Incidental eXtremities

Any other suggestions??

[0siris]

heh... tried an online acronym builder and this is what it came up with:
Zombie-like, Abhorrant Bastard, Bringer of Insolence and Xenophobia
Not sure I'd want that on my shirt though

[richlv]

{me:beer.avg(24h)}<1

[qix]

Hmmm....I like the idea of using trigger expressions on the t-shirt...

[nelsonab]

{me:beer.avg(24h)}<1

There's an error in that statement... Here's the correction...
{richlv:beer.avg(3600)<1}

[qix]

I wonder what the remote action associated with this trigger would accomplish? :-)

[dimir]

Fridge alert.