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  • dalle
    Senior Member
    Zabbix Certified Specialist
    • Mar 2009
    • 402

    #1

    A useless patch but cool for Xmas

    xmas is coming and you are bored of zabbix?
    this is a completely useless patch but here it's snowing so..
    if you want add a snows on zabbix follow those steps
    add snow.js inside /var/www/html/js/

    in include/page_header.php add this line
    <script type="text/javascript" src="js/snow.js"></script>
    directly after body

    </head>
    <body onload="zbxCallPostScripts();">
    <script type="text/javascript" src="js/snow.js"></script>

    and as final step add snow.gif file in
    /var/www/html/images
    now you can log on your zabbix where is snowing
    Attached Files
    Andrea Dalle Vacche
    website:http://www.smartmarmot.com/
    e-mail:
    Author of:Mastering Zabbix Book - second edition
    Zabbix Network Monitoring Essentials
  • dalle
    Senior Member
    Zabbix Certified Specialist
    • Mar 2009
    • 402

    #2
    This is the final result
    Attached Files
    Andrea Dalle Vacche
    website:http://www.smartmarmot.com/
    e-mail:
    Author of:Mastering Zabbix Book - second edition
    Zabbix Network Monitoring Essentials

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    • Zaniwoop
      Senior Member
      • Jan 2010
      • 232

      #3
      Thanks...

      It is summer here in South Africa.

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      • dalle
        Senior Member
        Zabbix Certified Specialist
        • Mar 2009
        • 402

        #4
        Originally posted by Zaniwoop
        Thanks...

        It is summer here in South Africa.
        oppps....
        It's a stereotype for me snow<->xmas be patience
        Andrea Dalle Vacche
        website:http://www.smartmarmot.com/
        e-mail:
        Author of:Mastering Zabbix Book - second edition
        Zabbix Network Monitoring Essentials

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        • nelsonab
          Senior Member
          Zabbix Certified SpecialistZabbix Certified Professional
          • Sep 2006
          • 1233

          #5
          Originally posted by Zaniwoop
          Thanks...

          It is summer here in South Africa.
          And in Australia the Santa's Sleigh is pulled by Kangaroos...
          RHCE, author of zbxapi
          Ansible, the missing piece (Zabconf 2017): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5T9NidjjDE
          Zabbix and SNMP on Linux (Zabconf 2015): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98PEHpLFVHM

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          • dalle
            Senior Member
            Zabbix Certified Specialist
            • Mar 2009
            • 402

            #6
            Originally posted by nelsonab
            And in Australia the Santa's Sleigh is pulled by Kangaroos...
            ok ok ...
            You can let fall everything Kangaroos or whatever you want just change the gif
            Andrea Dalle Vacche
            website:http://www.smartmarmot.com/
            e-mail:
            Author of:Mastering Zabbix Book - second edition
            Zabbix Network Monitoring Essentials

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            • nelsonab
              Senior Member
              Zabbix Certified SpecialistZabbix Certified Professional
              • Sep 2006
              • 1233

              #7
              Originally posted by dalle
              ok ok ...
              You can let fall everything Kangaroos or whatever you want just change the gif
              Hmmm... so in winter we can ave snow... in fall we can have leaves... in spring lots of rain... "Zabbix, monitoring your seasons and systems..."
              RHCE, author of zbxapi
              Ansible, the missing piece (Zabconf 2017): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5T9NidjjDE
              Zabbix and SNMP on Linux (Zabconf 2015): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98PEHpLFVHM

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              • nelsonab
                Senior Member
                Zabbix Certified SpecialistZabbix Certified Professional
                • Sep 2006
                • 1233

                #8
                What I think would be hilarious to see... is an animation at the bottom of Richlv shovelling is way through the snow... I'm sure we'll hear him in IRC discussing his feats of physical strength from making 10 foot high piles of snow using only his muscles and a snow shovel...
                RHCE, author of zbxapi
                Ansible, the missing piece (Zabconf 2017): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5T9NidjjDE
                Zabbix and SNMP on Linux (Zabconf 2015): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98PEHpLFVHM

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                • richlv
                  Senior Member
                  Zabbix Certified Trainer
                  Zabbix Certified SpecialistZabbix Certified Professional
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 3112

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nelsonab
                  What I think would be hilarious to see... is an animation at the bottom of Richlv shovelling is way through the snow... I'm sure we'll hear him in IRC discussing his feats of physical strength from making 10 foot high piles of snow using only his muscles and a snow shovel...
                  /me pokes some american. i could make _him_ shovel some snow and try to write snarky forum posts afterwards ;>
                  Zabbix 3.0 Network Monitoring book

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                  • thiagomz
                    Member
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 74

                    #10
                    Hey Dalle,

                    Cool you skin...

                    I Was in the pool and here is almost 40ºC

                    ;-)

                    []s

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                    • Zaniwoop
                      Senior Member
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 232

                      #11
                      "Zabbix, monitoring your seasons and systems..."
                      I am already monitoring the weather...
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                      • dalle
                        Senior Member
                        Zabbix Certified Specialist
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 402

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Zaniwoop
                        I am already monitoring the weather...
                        Cool!!! It's snowing at 19°C!!!
                        Andrea Dalle Vacche
                        website:http://www.smartmarmot.com/
                        e-mail:
                        Author of:Mastering Zabbix Book - second edition
                        Zabbix Network Monitoring Essentials

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